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Marker
03-06-2008, 10:07 PM
some random thought came to mind while i was browsing jettcomm for the deadwater map (which apparently isnt uploaded here)...

...anyways...
chuck norris jokes

my personal favorite is
'when chuck norris jumps into the water, chuck norris doesn't get wet; the water gets chuck norrised.'

[Jett-CC]-Mr_Yellow
03-06-2008, 10:09 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't pwn terros on Dead Water, he just spawns and the Terros decide to pwn themselves.

If this doesnt happen, he can just beat the entire map with 1 whooping round house kick.

[Jett-CC]-Deathangel
03-07-2008, 05:07 AM
LOL
:p

[Jett-CC]-Pirell
03-07-2008, 05:53 PM
hehehheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

illidan
03-07-2008, 05:54 PM
Chuck Norris has the cure for cancer... it's in his tears... Too bad he never cries

[Jett]-Jartin
03-07-2008, 06:35 PM
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt go down... the earth goes down!

[Jett-R]-Triarch
03-07-2008, 06:41 PM
Chuck Norris once shot down a jet fighter by pointing at it and saying 'bang!'

-=BDK=-KamiKaze
03-07-2008, 08:35 PM
roflmao tri

[Jett-CC]-Mr_Yellow
03-10-2008, 10:38 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080310/en_nm/iraq_norris_dc_4

Rofl

[Jett-CC]-mith
03-11-2008, 09:46 PM
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh81/daily_rider/Bookey_Man.jpg

[Jett-CC]-mith
03-13-2008, 10:24 PM
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh81/daily_rider/norris.jpg